Wat Demotivational Poster
STRESS - Some people just can't handle it
MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!
Truth In Advertising -
WALKING ON WATER -
Stress Mgmt -
Wonder Product -
THE ENGINEER - some say half full, other says half empty, I say the cup is twice as big as it needs to be
WATCH YOUR THOUGHTS ... -
HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now
FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE
MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.
REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly
NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water
GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.
PIMP MY RIDE - I'm not saying anything, but who would they dare to surprise with a WATERMELON CAR???
LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
HE KNOWS -
DIET WATER - BECAUSE THE WATER YOU BUY AT THE SUPERMARKET HAS TOO MANY CALORIES.
REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?
STATISTICS - just because the lake's average depth is 2 ft doesn't mean there isn't a 10 ft hole in it waiting for you
FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.
ELEVENTH HOUR -
SOME PEOPLE - Just want to watch the world burn.
EVIAN - Is NAIVE spelled backwards for a reason
PET GATORS - THEY WILL FETCH THE BALL AS WELL AS THE NEXT DOG
BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER -
PATIENCE - "A jug fills drop by drop." -Buddha
PAMELA, WHO? -
PLUMBING NIGHTMARE -
UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates
50 POINTS - On the fat kid with the "purple" hair!
PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!
THAR SHE BLOWS -
COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.
CATS - Probably Not A Great First Line Of Defense
LOOPHOLE - If the body is mostly water, does drinking make you a cannibal?
WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.
DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS -
83RD ACADEMY AWARDS - OSCARS -
BORDER SECURITY - Arizona's most recent attempts to curb illegal immigration makes the task a fun family game for some and a hobby for others
SCIENCE EXPERIMENT. - And this going to prove what?
BOAT RACING - Rule 22.1.c states: In the event of a competitor's boat being disabled, the competitor is able to complete the event on foot.
AMBER LAMPS -
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -
LOLLERMELON - Om nom nom
HAIRSTYLE - A gorgeous woman looks fetching no matter what hair length.
RESIDENT EVIL 5 - Now in L.A.R.P.
THE ADMIN - They are Always watching, Even when you think they're not online They are!
Big Brother -
WATERMELONS. - I told you they were dangerous.
DIET WATER -
WATER SKIING - You gotto luv them Rednecks
LOGIC, CONTEXT AND SENSE - This picture knows not the meaning of those words
YOU UR FINISHED!!! - Kamikaze Cat has ripped a hole in your life-boat!
BUD/S - Where fear of the water goes to die
INCOHERENT BASTERDS -
DYNAMIC DUO - Watson - "Holmes? What is that?" Holmes - "That is a naked picture of your wife on a computer screen." Watson - "This is your computer."
GINGERS - Thats right round them up, and lock them up!! Somebody get a rope!!
SUPER SOAKERS - Before the Internet, we went outside and played with these.
SWAT TEAMS - Ain't what they used to be
FUTILITY - Just because she's legal doesn't mean you're going to get anything from her.
CAN'T SWIM - CLOWN WILL EAT ME
FOLLOWING THE PACK -
GEORGE ORWELL - Is watching you...
WATCHING YOU -
HI MOM - I think I may have left the bathroom tap running.
RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water
OBVIOUSLY - Gandhi never witnessed a squirrel death match
POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures
iPhone 6 -
DAMMIT - I spilled water on my homework.
Knee High By The Fifth-of-July -
APOLOGIES - The sad truth is, most of us only feel sorry once we've been caught.
TRUST ISN'T A DIRTY WORD - dirty words are harmless
JESUS - Poser
WEIGHT WATCHERS -
GLASS IS HALF FULL -
DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB -
HATERS - are always a level or two above you.....
DON'T YOU DARE - ever make a sequel!
IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT - it really makes more sense.
TRUE DAT, TRUE DAT - What a valid, and well reasoned point. NOW GET A JOB YOU SMELLY HIPPIE!!
WATER DEMON -
PRETTY PISSED OFF - were the words of the woman who thought she had won a brand new Toyota!
NINJA - You're doing it "WRONG"!
BRIDGING THE GAP -
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